Every year around this time the Pinterest Moms lose their damn minds… It’s an atomic explosion of pumpkins, glittery leaves and lattes. It’s where those less dexterous go to die. Then there is a whole other realm of moms – those who venture even further into the black hole and one-up everyone else. They’re the moms who construct the perfect (read: obnoxious) halloween costumes for their perfect (read: manic) children.
Ten bucks says this shot took at least 8 hours and a bribe to Disney World to capture: So I did some research on what the dopest kids on the block are wearing for Halloween and I have to say my friend Bob Dylan sums it up best: “the times, they are a changin” and girl, we gotta keep up.
Below, I have listed all the costumes you need to keep your kid from being targeted by the bullies. This year, the cool kids won’t dump your kid in the trash for wearing Caillou. This year, your kid will be doing the dumping.. Suddenly the dumpee becomes the dumper and all is made right in the world.
Instead of candy, this badass will be bringing home this months mortgage payment.. And maybe even a new babysitter. *wink*
Hooters Baby: Because why not?
Baby Marlboro: who will be meeting up with the philanthropist and bambi to swap candy
Q: If you’re an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Hopefully this helped weed out some of the not-so-popular costumes you might have been considering.. Now go tell all the Pinterest moms to go dig their kids out of the trash