2) Answering “What you doing?” which is immediately followed by “why?” 30040950 times a day. Here’s Siri. That
bitch angel from heaven will talk to you alllllllll day.
3) “Clean” and “organic” eating. I’ve got at least 602 errands to run today and fighting the hippies at Whole Foods ain’t on my list. (Also see #1)4) Home made facials. Ain’t nobody got time to pick out all that dog hair. 5) Speeding Tickets. I have two screaming dragons in the back seat and I’m pretty sure one just caught something on fire. There’s a reason I’m speeding.
6) Brushing the back of my hair. No one can see it anyway, right?
7) Going anywhere. Because it looks like this. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
11) Marathon training. For 3 hours on a Saturday?? When we could be sleeping?